I was passing by a cemetery today and saw a rather disturbing sign.
What you can’t see is the previous sign that said,
“Buy one . . . “
Seriously? Buy one cemetery plot, get one free? Is this the Wal-Mart version of funeral arrangements? I can imagine a proudly frugal husband returning home after taking advantage of this bargain. What would he say?
“Hey, if I die, I want you to die with me.”
or
“I went to the cemetery and was going to buy just one plot to save money. I thought we could share it. But then I found out they were having a BOGO so now we each get our own!”
The BOGO cemetery plot is great news for us married folks but what about single people? I might check Craig’s List to see if there are any postings where someone is looking to share the cost of the BOGO plot.
Umm . . . most of this was written by the Hottie Hubby. Just so you know.
